infamous quotes
that fool said what!? yes, quotes from us and others. you better watch what you say around us... click on a contributor to filter their posted quotes only, or click on a collection of quotes below.
"I’ve been looking for an image for like 10min cause i keep getting distracted by cute kittens on the internet"
— jigglie
"he’s the kind of guy that could talk a girl into going home with him, then they’d have some drinks and he would talk her out of it."
— jerry
"My advice to MC’s in the rhyme shower. Dont drop the soap and let it sit next to the drain,
cause you waste a whole bar while I cleaned it all up without dropping a thing. My flow is direct. Its gotta make perfect sense so I can proceed on my way and not have to think past tense. This right here is a rap game rinse. Just something to clear the air cause my sent is immense."
— Out Tha Joe Red Rhyme Vault
"Every little move I anticipate, but I take it slow like I’m on a blind date."
— Diamond D
"hey, you going that way?"
— joe clower
"I cant believe like, since I won Prague, my life just changed so quick. I hook up with good sponsers, I met so many people, started traveling so much. For me its crazy like, its like a dream come true.."
— Rodrigo Tx.
"Some may call it cheating when a person brings a Smart Water to math class. I call it brillience."
— bdrum
What does TaHA mean to Don?
"So, if you’re negative you’re positive, and if you’re positive you’re called a hater. But I maintain control of my soul cause I know it gets greater later. And I told y’all the last show shit, a nigga no hater, I just know what the truth is.."
— Black Ice
"hey chad, can i fuck with this cookie?"
— clowers
"i liked america before it was cool"
— bumper sticker
c:
k:
what movie do you want to watch? I have one about the origination of the font helvetica. wanna watch that?
k:
are you serious?
"If you know what I’m talkin’ about, you know the sun won’t come out, so check it."
— Pete Rock
"come on Boogee, make it around that last bend. you can do it."
— clowers mind
Wild & Free -Curtis Mayfield
"Observation: I can’t see a thing. Conclusion: Dinosaurs."
— Carl Sagan
Feel Like Making Love -Bob James
"_______ is that guy who back in the jesus days would be the first one to scream, ‘stone em!’"
— clower
"Aint it funny that the way you feel shows all over your face, and the smile you use to wear seems a little bit out of place."
— Angie Stone
"This is a sail on your boat of life. The ocean is a spirit. The ocean is your imagination. The ocean is your power. The ocean is your emotion. The sail on the boat is the golden rule. The wind that catches the sail and pushes the boat into a lovely sunset of tropical design with a double rainbow, that wind is your spirit … I was told when I got out of the hospital two months earlier after my death from brain surgery that I was born with the energy of ten men who have normal jobs."
— gary busey
Ahh Bees!!
Charlie:[holding a shirt] someone left this.
Kate:
it was um.... it full of bees.
Charlie:
I would've thought C's, actually.
"i believe in playing magic tricks, not cruel tricks"
— jerry
"Think of it as a wake-up call from a man with nothin’ but a blow-up doll. And even she left me. Shouldn’t have used helium."
— Moe Szyslak
"Joe Clower is watching “desert reef.” Dont forget about the mysteries of the world, like coral reefs!"
— clower
"We all got tools. I hate tellin’ good people bad news. Everybody livin’ by they own rules…"
— ED O.G.
"Joe Clower has 20/20 vision, good sight, and can see whats going on"
— clower
"Read between the lines of life cause thats a hard book."
— Maseo
G:
My Grandma:
You Don't like Basketball? Why not?
My Grandma:
No... I don't like. There is no Pacquiao.
Chavez:
Chad:
Chavez:
what's jersey shore?
Chad:
seriously?
Chavez:
I don't have cable and I don't have a digital converter.
"Your To Black To Strong, Get Highh"
— Chubb Rock
"they say the hardest part of rollerblading is telling your parents you’re gay"
— a commercial on tv, or aziz
chad:
ktown:
i don't know, i'm not a doctor.
ktown:
then why'd i let you give me those rectal exams?
"I think that sign in neighborhoods slow children are playing, that sign is so mean"
— Zach g
"I’m gona open a maternity shop and call it we’re fucked"
— Zach galifianakis
"Everybody knows love comes and goes."
— Edo G “love comes and goes”
Waffle lady:
Bdrum:
Waffle lady:
what would you like to drink?
Bdrum:
milk.
Waffle lady:
white or chocolate?
"Storms make the oak grow deeper roots."
— George Herbert
"gum makes me throw up"
— r.
"He’s an aquarius, that’s why he’s so sassy."
— k-town
"you can portray me as a rich bastard in the press all you want, just as long as i stay rich."
— a ceo on a tv show
"every mormon either owns, or has owned, a trampoline. its like the utah thing."
— jigglie
“i have switch fucking front crook kickflip out man!”
im so cool. am i cool?
robert cuts his hair: part 2
robert cuts his hair: part 1
hey chad…. i should be in a movie
"I can tell by your mustache that you don’t know what you’re doing"
— Jerry
Thanks for the inspiration dad
Chad:who the hell wants a punching bag?
Jerry:
yah, just use your wife.
Why is a Strap Cap better than a Fitted?
mini interview: Kro
G:When you where little where you ever hassled at Furnace?
K:
Hell Yeah, fuckn Young Blood. Bitch Ass Nigga! I used to get tormented by him to go skate, and he used to hate on me, but its all good.
G:
Whats the funniest thing that's happened in the club?
K:
Dude, everything's funny in the club haha. i don't know, maybe the way people dance, its so funny.
G:
Why are you growing out your hair?
K:
Cause i have a bet with Alec Jamir. Who can grow out there hair the longest for $100. and i think think he'll cut it first haha.
G:
Why do you think he'll cut it?
K:
Cause he has Asian hair...haha
Whats gonna happen at the TaHa premiere?
Whats a typical day with Joe Clower?
Future Joe Clower: Joe’s perspective
Whats your favorite record Joe?
What did you think of the Look Cool video?
What taste better?
Whats the Joe Clower bug story?
Your on a boat, and you could only save 1 person. Who do you pull out of the water? Randy, Cody, or Joe
Whats a good Lib Layraman story?
What does Greg Crain think of the new Del Taco Cypress worker?
What’s the best clip Don has ever gotten of Brandon Drummond? - Ben Karpenski
What is Joe Clowers favorite story at the old Drummond house?
What is the definition of the ShredDogz according to Joe Clower?
Ktown:
Ctown:
They have some flowers and radio stuff.
Ctown:
Thats a turntable.
Maya:
Dennis:
you guys are so ridiculous. i mean, you're fighting over amy like shes molly ringwald or something.
Dennis:
you know, theres a section in the video store called "new releases"
Nina:
Maya:
Nina:
Maya:
Nina:
hey you wanna grab some lunch?
Maya:
oh I can't I got a ton of work
Nina:
oh, well just give me twenty dollars then
Maya:
what? why?
Nina:
well you were gonna treat right?
"The place where your dreams come true, when you stop dreaming"
— Kurt Myers (Elegy)
"Revenge is a dish best served cold"
— old Klingon proverb
"Money can’t put a price on steez"
— Joe Clower (aka Crazy Joey Red Clowners)
Alaska Airlines Flight 543
Flight attendant:you know you're in an emergency exit row, are you ok with that?
Jonesy:
I requested it.
It's funny cause it's true
Dennis:Where'd you get all this stuff?
Persky:
My uncle owns a porno store.
Dennis:
What?! Why didn't you tell me that five years ago? You could've saved me a hundred thousand bucks!
Dennis finch is the man
Dennis:Let me lay a little science on you Nina. All women are two drinks away from a girl on girl adventure.
Nina:
According to who?
Dennis:
According to any movie on cinemax after dark.
