infamous quotes
that fool said what!? yes, quotes from us and others. you better watch what you say around us... click on a contributor to filter their posted quotes only, or click on a collection of quotes below.
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Liz:tomato toe-ma-toe
Ruth:
ohh... what does that mean in English?
assburgers
meLonecoly
Uncle Iyon:you go out & do a lot of stuff by yourself, huh?
_____ :
yeah...
"The Full Sea Rolls And Thunders
The full sea rolls and thunders
In glory and in glee.
O, bury me not in the senseless earth
But in the living sea!Ay, bury me where it surges
"
A thousand miles from shore,
And in its brotherly unrest
I’ll range for evermore.
—
William Ernest Henley
Whenever I get paid, its this song and the running man going down. Ducket!
for some reason this song reminds me of that schoolhouse rock counting pinball machine
Metro 10:56
Fat guy:hey you got any candy for sale?!
Black bum:
WHAT THE FUCK! No I dont have no candy for sale!
Metro at 10:48 pm
Chef:(walks on the bus, with two to go boxes)
Fat guy:
hey man! What's in those containers
Chef:
cheese cake
Fat guy:
lemme get some maaannn
Chef:
na they're for my brothers, I promised them I'd give it to them.
Fat guy:
come on man! Lemme get a little bite, they'll never know...
Chef:
na sorry man
Fat guy:
okay... Hey... Could get a ride home?
"FUCK YO DREAMS NIGGA, this is reality"
— p.diddy
"If you don’t sin, then why did god die"
— raw dog radio
"Riff RAff look like a hood Jeff Hardy"
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Conversations on the Metro: Glifs
Hippy chick:omg have you heard of tumblr? You should check out my blog
Band girl:
yeah they have those moving pictures. Glifs? Gifts? It's so cool.
Hippy chick:
Yeah I love those...(few minutes pass by) I have like 30 followers. It makes me feel like I have fans.
Band girl:
yeah...
Hippy chick:
it's so addictive. I just reblog Trippy artwork
"..Ataraxia is both having been released from all these cares and also possessing the constant recollection of general and most important truths. -Epicurus (341-270 B.C.)"
— EPICUREANISM By James Warren
Cypress Library
Kid 1:I spy with my little eye.... ummmm something brown
Kid 2:
Uhhhh..... I give up
Kid 1:
The people!
Kid 2:
The people aren't brown
"There will always be a newspaper, dogs don’t shit on laptops - @howardstern"
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Does anyone know what this song is from?
Update: Swedish House Mafia?
Today is go skateboarding day.
B:
Oh really? Gonna grind down some curbs today? Grinding curbs. Grind?
C:
You're like a 50 year old man.
B:
You don't grind? Like Lord of Dogsville?
time takes a cigarette
"When’s cinco de mayo? … I don’t know when that shit is, I’m American!"
— r.
"Your present self-image was built upon your own imaginations pictures of yourself in the past which grew out of interpretations and evaluations which you placed upon experience."
— PSYCHO-CYBERNETICS by MAXWELL MALTZ, M.D.
Retraction from This American Life: Mr. Daisey and the Apple factory
This American Life: Mr. Daisey & the Apple Factory
"Fuck holding on, Lego!"
— Slap Santa
"..The man of action will never give up the external world on which he can try out his strength…” Sigmund Freud"
— Civilization and Its Discontents
Hello Furnace!
Customer:
Hi, do you guys carry losion
Me:
HUH?!
Customer:
Losion
Me:
Did you say Lotion?
Customer:
Yeah, do you guys carry Losion (Lotion)?
Woah, there's a picture of Joe!
Random customer #2:
That weird creepy kid? Does he even skate?
Random customer #1:
I think so...
Robert’s favorite song
"You like her. You think she smells like rain"
— Barney Stinson
line it up, line it up, Sniff more, sniff more
wallow around.. then get buck!
On Blast: Aaron Levant
Damn I wanna start a podcast.. But I hate listening to my voice.
thats crazy talk
“If you don’t mind, I’d like to begin at the beginning…” Jon Orr recently got me hooked on listening to Kevin and Bean from KROQ. My first thought was, “they sound a lot like Weenie and the Butt from Family Guy”, and Yes!! Family Guys: Weenie and the Butt was on yesterdays KROQs: Kevin and Bean!
Bjork?
Jake:What does bjork sound like?
Don:
Like lesbian rock
GRIND-DING!
"Put all your soul into it, play the way you feel!"
— Fryderyk Franciszek Chopin
"The world….. Is on fire….."
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Ahh Bees!!
Charlie:[holding a shirt] someone left this.
Kate:
it was um.... it full of bees.
Charlie:
I would've thought C's, actually.
"Think of it as a wake-up call from a man with nothin’ but a blow-up doll. And even she left me. Shouldn’t have used helium."
— Moe Szyslak
You Don't like Basketball? Why not?
My Grandma:
No... I don't like. There is no Pacquiao.
"Storms make the oak grow deeper roots."
— George Herbert
mini interview: Kro
G:When you where little where you ever hassled at Furnace?
K:
Hell Yeah, fuckn Young Blood. Bitch Ass Nigga! I used to get tormented by him to go skate, and he used to hate on me, but its all good.
G:
Whats the funniest thing that's happened in the club?
K:
Dude, everything's funny in the club haha. i don't know, maybe the way people dance, its so funny.
G:
Why are you growing out your hair?
K:
Cause i have a bet with Alec Jamir. Who can grow out there hair the longest for $100. and i think think he'll cut it first haha.
G:
Why do you think he'll cut it?
K:
Cause he has Asian hair...haha
"The place where your dreams come true, when you stop dreaming"
— Kurt Myers (Elegy)
"Revenge is a dish best served cold"
— old Klingon proverb
"Money can’t put a price on steez"
— Joe Clower (aka Crazy Joey Red Clowners)
